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About Me Member Pencil Artist thelastdarkwolfUnited States Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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this is f**ked up man

Thu Mar 27, 2008, 1:25 AM
  • Mood: Hostile
  • Listening to: A Country Boy Can Survive by Hank Williams Jr
  • Reading: some MMA rule book
  • Watching: evile dead I,II,and army of darkness
  • Playing: Scarface or evil dead
  • Eating: jerky
man this has been one f**ked up mouth and its not over yet. Devry is tryin to kick me out aging for some stupid reson, 3 people i know dead, and theres a 90% chance my mom has some for of cancer.

in other news im in trainning for cage fighting. my friend and family think im crazy and have agression issues because i wanna go into a ring and fight not for money nor for fame but for the fuckin fun of fighting. the only bad part of it is all the dam rules some places have and i have always been taught and train that there is only 1 rule in fighting and that is there are no rules. that means i have to learn to fight with out all my favorit move like kidney shots and kick to the knees along with other "cheep shots". wich bring me to my next point theres a reson they call them cheep shots and that is because some fucker got his ass kicked by a move that actualy worked and was easy to pull off.

im gonna tdo a quiz now to try to take my mind off of thing tell the sun come up and i can go shooting so im stealing this from :iconredvisor1:

Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1.) drive a tank down a road in town
2.) shoot every liveing terrorest in the nut with a nail gun
3.) work on mythbuster cuz they get t do all kides of fun shit

Three Names You Go By:
1.) dark
2.) my real name
3.)

Three Screen Names You Have Had:
1.) darklink
2.) holy schlitz
3.) the highlander

Three Physical Things You Like About Yourself:
1.) my scars
2.) my fanges( i have abnormaly large k9s)
3.) my eyes( i can make them chage color at will)


Three Parts Of Your Heritage:
1.) native american
2.) german
3.) and from what we traced back have viking blood too

Three Things That Scare You:
1.) nothing i just dont fear what hasnt happend and dont fear it when i know its going on after ward why fear it its done and over with.
2.)
3.)

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:
1.) practicing cqc
2.) trainning
3.) tia chi

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1.) pants
2.)
3.)

Three Of Your Favorite Bands/Musical Artists:
1.) Hank willams Jr
2.) Metalica
3.) many many others

Three Of Your Favorite Songs:
1.) asshole by denis leary
2.) A Country Boy Can Survive by Hank Williams Jr
3.) bad companyby bad company

Three Things You Want In A Relationship:
1.) dont want a relationship
2.)
3.)

Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):
1.) i can use anything as a weapon
2.) im a black belt
3.) i only take a knife when i search an area for crimanals on my farm(robbers, killers, rapest ect).

Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:
1.) short hair i guss
2.) fairly fit
3.) a good fighter

Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1.) playing/making video games
2.) trainging
3.) sooting

Three Things You Want To Do Really Badly Right Now:
1.) show bidlading the bad side of my boomstick
2.) play with nunchuks
3.) basicly just beat the shit out of someone

Three Careers You're Considering/You've Considered:
1.) game desinger
2.) soldier
3.) mma fighter

Three Places You Want To Go On Vacation:
1.) okanowa
2.) the moutans
3.) alaska

Three Names You Like:
1.) holyschlitz
2.) chif wannahackaloogy
3.) bob

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Girl:
1.) i have long hair
2.)
3.)

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Boy:
1.) i do a lot of stupid things
2.) i swear... A LOT
3.) like to hunt and fish

Three People That I Would Like To See Take This Quiz Now:
1. Whoever wants to
2. gives a schlit
3. aww srew it dont do it see if i care not like you importan enough to do one anyway.

and just for the hell of it the top ten words i use the most in order
1) f*ck
2) you
3) somthink that rymes with lock immedaly followd by
4) sucker
5) boomstick
6)Shit
7) pimpmobil
8) b!tch
9)aww folowed by #1 or
10) shit

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  • Interests: swordplay,martail arts
  • Favourite movie: the 13th warrior,Scarface,Evil Dead 1&2 , Army of darkness
  • Favourite band or musician: Metallica
  • Favourite genre of music: rock/metal
  • Favourite artist: RedVisor1
  • Favourite game: All Zelda games,Scarface, Evil Dead
  • Favourite gaming platform: ALL
  • Personal Quote: When you got them by the balls there hearts and there minds follow
  • Tools of the Trade: game maker 6.0, pencil/pen

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